Take a look at this folks. May be the last time you see 4 healthy Penguins in a room together at one time. Actually, two of these guys are battling through injury right now. Maybe this is some curse….anybody who touches these BMW keys is cursed with an injury bug. Whelp, I guess Geno and Gonchar are next, eh?
Thanks to Dr.Boni on the board at Letsgopens.com for bringing this to the rest of the world. May be the cheesiest commercial of all time. Every city has awful professional athletes pimping cars, dealerships, restaurants, etc…in local commercials, but this is just wow. If you Pittsburgh people haven’t seen how we do things in D.C. let me introduce you to Easterns Motors. They know how to make a cheesy commercial a CLASSIC. Enjoy. Or not.
And this is how we roll down here:
How’s that for star power? That’s the “Pulp Fiction” of cheesy commercials, baby. Check out all the Easterns Motors commercials on Youtube….there is no way anybody can touch them. I’ll put them up against any local athletes commercials anywhere.

Holy crap that’s spectacular
Portis bouncing in his Escalade with Kevin Jones in the backseat is priceless.
Agreed